A little wit. A little wisdom. And a little whatever. (March 8, 2017)

A little wit Good Luck Mr. Gorsky...(from Short Funny Stories) On July 20, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. His first words after stepping on the moon, "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," were televised … Continue reading A little wit. A little wisdom. And a little whatever. (March 8, 2017)

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A little wit. A little wisdom. And a little whatever. (March 7, 2017)

A little wit The bird is the word...(from Short Funny Stories) A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went. She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto the dance floor, the parrot would … Continue reading A little wit. A little wisdom. And a little whatever. (March 7, 2017)

A little wit. A little wisdom. And a little whatever. (March 6, 2017)

A little wit You gotta do the math (Rated PG-13)...(from Short Funny Stories) A math professor sent the following fax to his wife: Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54-years-old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as my wife, and … Continue reading A little wit. A little wisdom. And a little whatever. (March 6, 2017)

A little wit. A little wisdom. And a little whatever. (March 5, 2017)

A little wit Where there's smoke...(from Short Funny Stories) From an ex-field sales / support survivor: I used to work in a computer store and one day we had a gentleman call in with a smoking power supply. The service rep was having a bit of trouble convincing this guy that he had a hardware … Continue reading A little wit. A little wisdom. And a little whatever. (March 5, 2017)

A little wit. A little wisdom. And a little whatever. (March 4, 2017)

A little wit He's not a billionaire for no reason...(from Short-Funny-Stories.com) A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security … Continue reading A little wit. A little wisdom. And a little whatever. (March 4, 2017)

A little wit. A little wisdom. And a little whatever. (March 3, 2017)

A little wit Lord, bless this food...(from Short-Funny-Stories.com) An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat at least a hundred feet into the air. The monster then opened its mouth while waiting below … Continue reading A little wit. A little wisdom. And a little whatever. (March 3, 2017)

A little wit. A little wisdom. And a little whatever. (March 2, 2017)

Today's edition of A little wit. A little wisdom. And a little whatever., is a special TEXAS INDEPENDENCE DAY edition! 181 years ago today, the Republic of Texas was born, and during those 181 years, our Grand Republic has produced the biggest, the brightest, the most wonderful, and let's be honest, some of the most weird people … Continue reading A little wit. A little wisdom. And a little whatever. (March 2, 2017)