A little wit

There’s something fishy here…(from SurferSam.com)
She spent the first day sadly packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down on the floor in the dining room by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.

shrimps-caviar-1506440When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp and caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods. She replaced the end caps on the curtain rods and cleaned up the kitchen. Then she moved out.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell.

They tried everything from cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off poison gas, during which they had to move out for a few days. They even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked.

People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her they were selling the house but did not tell the real reasons why. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea about the smell, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork for her to sign.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home, including the curtain rods.

I LOVE HAPPY ENDINGS, DON’T YOU?


alexis-de-tocqueville-39150-1-402A little wisdom

“Chance does nothing that has not been prepared beforehand.” —Alexis de Toqueville, 1805-1859 (Read more about him.)


mash-goodbye_lA little whatever

On February 28, 1983, Hawkeye Pierce, B.J. Hunnicutt and the rest of the 4077th M.A.S.H. unit folded up camp and headed back home during the final episode of the popular TV series, M*A*S*H. It was one of the highest rated television episodes ever, grabbing 77 out of every 100 people watching TV at the time. M*A*S*H ran from September of 1972 until 1983, making it one of the longest running serial television shows at the time. Do you know what M*A*S*H stand for? If so, please put your answer in the comments below and become famous!

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