A little wit
Put a ring on it….(from SurferSam.com)
When John found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later she became his stepmother.
“He who knows when he can fight and when he cannot, will be victorious.” –Sun Tzu, 544-496 BC (Read more about him.)
On February 22, 1997, biotechnology innovators Ian Wilmut, Keith Campbell, and other colleagues at the Roslin Institute at the University of Edinburgh, Scotland, announced that they had successfully cloned the first mammal from an adult somatic cell. Dolly the sheep was born on July 5, 1996. She lived almost seven years until she died of lung disease on Valentine’s Day 2003.