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You know you’re living in the twenty-first century when…(from SurferSam.com)
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t use Facebook.
6. You go home after a long day at work and you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial “9” to get an outside line.
8. You’ve sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your job redundancy on the 11 o’clock news.
11. Your boss doesn’t have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go home and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list.
“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” —J.G. Pollard, 1871-1937 (Read more about him.)
On February 16, 2005, Commissioner Gary Bettman cancelled the 2004-2005 National Hockey League season. This was the first time that a North American professional sports league cancelled an entire season due to a labor dispute.